I LOST MY VIRGINITY TO A MAN IN DOCKERS

I LOST MY VIRGINITY TO A MAN IN DOCKERS

He came to fix my none chiming clock...
Instead t'was me he did unfrock.
Left little bruises upon my breast
to mark the place of his conquest.

Hoping that I was a nonconductor,
made a visit to a ladies doctor.
He told me I had come to the right place...
and I watched a smile break across his face.

He said, "Girlie, my name is Doc Tucker,
and I deal mainly with pneumococcous
not misplaced puckers, but for just a sawbuck
and this occasion my dear..

you can call me your
hickory dickory doc."

Bobbie Kilzer Gogain