Roxie Ponders Philosophically, but She ain't no Bentham

Roxie Ponders Philosophically, but She ain't no Bentham

Profound Thought #1

Why wasn't I around
when people sang songs
about a plastic Jesus
riding on the dash board of their cars
and no one thought they
were nuts.

Profound Thought #2

If a woman left
a not so nice man,
would her leaving be
a wounding of heals,
or a heeling of wounds?

Profound Thought #3

When reading poetry
do you cry or rip
if a tear is a tear?

Profound Thought #4

If scarecrows really scare crows away,
what could a sincrow do?

Profound Thought #5

If we could reach
the back of our future,
would we want our
future back?

Profound Thought #6

Are propositions
just the prepositions
of mating calls?

Profound Thought #7

If a man dreams of something
besides sex, even though that
is highly unlikely,
is it called a dry dream?

Profound Though # 8

Why do I worry about
molecular bonds,
when all I really want
is muscular Bonds?

Profound Thought #9

Why do so many people
feel relieved
when the circus finally
leaves town?

Profound Thought #10

If the sheep, Dolly,
had be cloned in Tibet,
would she have worn a yellow
bonnet and been called
The Dalai Lama II

Bobbie Kilzer Gogain