What a nightmare!
When my mind began to wander
I just followed it as close as I could
seemed as though I was now placing second
with the phantom in my head taking first
I dreamed that I was happy
in a strange but wondrous place
flaws were admired and envied
even as perfection gave way to equality and common sense
when i woke up I covered up my imperfections
grabbed my cellphone crutch
and got onto my bologne pony for another trip to tinsel town
I was myself once again
what a nightmare!