Thighs Like Stuart Pearce

I want a girl
with hair Halle Berry
eyes like Joni Mitchell
the smile of Kate Moss

I want a girl
the fingernails of Kirsten Dunst
the skin of Madonna

I want a girl
with the wit of Frankie Howard
the intelligence of Oscar Wilde
an arselike Britney Spears
and thighs like Stuart Pearce.