Shag

I wonder why people look at me funny
when I only ask my darling honey
if for a shag he's any money?
Why do people look at me funny?

It's not like i'm being rude
I wouldnt dream of being crude
in fact you'd find I'm quite a prude
so why do they think I'm being rude

Oh, I've not explained yet
Shag is our word for a cigarette
now you know that do you get
just why it annoys me yet?