Temptations of the postman

frank clobsoon, postman from sussex realised that "carlsberg" is
probably best beer on earth when he saw jesus in it.

his cravings for beer would usually start about 3am, while his wife and
2 sons are fast asleep.
cautious not to wake them up frank would find his way to the fridge in
the dark.

"i live in this house for 20 years already, i can find my way without
electricity" boasts courageous postman.

firist sign that something supernatural is going on is, however, the
light, nevetheless.

"it strucks me whenever i open the fridge" says dutifull
deliverer...and after "carlberg" or two jesus is there, the christ
himself

"he tells me that beer is for kids brekfast and that i should stop
devouring it"

(i'll have to continue tomorrow)