1p and 2p

1p and 2p went to run away to the Algarve but seeing the price decided a quick dip in the local pool would do the trick. A trick at the pool cost £15 so they put all they had together and made 3.

God looked down on them with pity and made them into golden retrievers and shot them out of a large cannon that carried them to yo sushi where they worked as head chefs.

With their hard earned bonio bars they had recently pawned for gold bullion they headed off to the life raft only to see a sign which read "no cats or dogs.

Poor Hazel and Hazel 2 felt terrible and decided to top themselves with whipped cream. In this cunning disguise they passed as 99 flakes that had been chucked to the floor by undeserving children.