It happened quite naturally

It happened quite naturally, he woke up. The sun shine hit the moon shine and a tickly laugh crossed his cracked smile.

Soon our hero would be dressed for a day in the life of himself. The Ritual movements of walking filled his journey to the office where on arrival he undid the breaks and set sail on the ocean blue.

Excitement came and went and as it went for the third time our hero felt the joy of life
aboard his shoes and decided to rush of and give them a quick polish.

Tearing up his rule book he had written the night before he set about a dastardly plot to get the most out of a plate of beans. First of all he hung 300 of the little balls of joy from the ceiling,, but finding the drips of tomato sauce a constant reminder of his foolish behaviour decided to step out and let them have there fun on there own.

The wind was playing a nasty cheeky trick and decided to blow the boat in a straight line. So soon enough our hero found himself moored up in a pleasant tea room ordering of the menu 1 cream tea for 2 and an arm chair full of love. Whilst gauging himself on the delights of upper Sydney an idea struck him and bounced about for a while inside our heroes head before taking root and setting up a small school for the mentally not well.The first social worker for pirates. "if I was to be a pirate social worker he mused, "I would have access to the internet at all times, I could give a pirate a place I society.

Setting sail for savile row our hero gave up on social work and decided to work the social. After 15 fittings and 4 tailors later our hero left the world known only as street with a pair of buckles for his shoes cut in the fines polyester known to the 70s and a hat of felt that would wilt at the sight of weather and a heavy hand.

For our hero is a man of bravery and hardly dashing moral fibre, and because of these major niggling problems he headed for the office where he brought a chest of gin and mixers for his after hours delights. Finding a river full of water and thinking it best to leave his boat there he tied it up with this and that hoping it would be there in a week when he had time to stroke it good and proper.