The trials of life

The trials and tribulations of every day milk skimming had taken its toll on the poor hump backed lover from the backward beyond. Giddy spells had be cast and later removed, nothing could shift the weighty trickle from is falling down stance. Gob full's of love and tender punishment had been drizzled lightly over the twisted form to little response, apart from the usual turning of an eye and loss of consciousness.