It's Good News Boys!
By Corin
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It's good news boys!
The Government has got a plan
For fucking up Afghanistan,
Back home we're gonna fly.
It's good news boys!
The Afghan Army's now in charge,
There are no terrorists at large,
So goes the great big lie.
It's good news boys!
No more sandy army grub
It's fish and chips down the pub
And lot of beer to try.
It's good news boys!
We're gonna see our families soon;
Mums and kids will be over the moon;
Oh how they're gonna cry!
It's good news boys!
When we get back to Aldershot
We'll throw a party and invite the lot,
Now everyone get high.
It's good news boys!
No more deadly colouring games
Like green on blue and explosive flames;
Now no more boys will die.
It's good news boys!
No more beggars with cupped brown hands;
No more Christmas in foreign lands;
No Allah to defy.
It's good news boys!
No women covered from head to toe
With dark, suspicious eyes on show
And every look a sigh.
(Ritardando)
It's bad news boys!
What's that brown envelope I see
Sent from the M.O.D. to me.
How could they be so sly?
(lento)
It's bad news boys!
Now we're all on J.S.A.
For risking death - ten pounds a day!
O Let the fuckers die!
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