The muffin story

Once upon a time their was a strange orange and chocolate muffin sitting in a shop. Each day it wished it would be picked but nobody wanted the odd orange and chocolate muffin, they wanted the cherry muffin or the blueberry muffin.

Then one day the orange and chocolate muffin decided to sing the muffin song, which goes like this "do you the muffin man, the muffin man, the muffin man. who lives on muffin lane, the muffin man, the muffin man". Then everyone wanted the strange orange and chocolate muffin, so there was a great muffin war in which everyone got muffin up their noses and toeses.

Finally the muffin boy won the war and got to eat the wierd orange and chocolate muffin. The muffin was very happy when it was picked but when it saw it was going to be eaten it screamed and screamed till it was sick.

Then the muffin boy ate the muffin and that was that. THE END!