Little Riddle

There's a man in a room with no windows and doors, and only a table,
what does he do?

He whacks his thumb on the wall until it becomes sore.

He grabs the saw and cuts the table in half.

Two halves make a whole.

He jumps in the hole and gets away.

He then shouts himself hoarse.

He gets on the horse and gallops away.

He comes to the gates of a city but they are locked.

So he sings 'til he gets the right key.

He grabs the key, unlocks the gates, and goes in!