Christmas on Oxford Street

Christmas on Oxford Street

Roll up, roll up,
Goodies galore,
Start using that plastic,
Cram through the door,

Wap phones for babies,
Self-frying rice,
Jump-suits with bells on,
(isn't that nice?)

Cheaps flights, cheap socks,
Four for a pound,
Quick grab the salesman,
Run him to ground,

Christmas is good,
Above all so remember,
Sit back and enjoy,
It's not yet November!