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Cunning Linus

By dazza

Wed, 23 Feb 2011
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Sniff the quiff
Sham the spam
Meet the greet
Rave the brave

Tickle the tash
Rump the hump
Please the squeeze
Roam the foam

Chicken unicorn newt toad.

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