whistling while you work

believe it or not
a constant tune being whistled
can irritate even the most focused authority figure
at any job &
it can bring a smidgeon of satisfaction to the worker
who wants to annoy this ego maniac &
force them to acknowledge the ability to do so.

no doubt, the boss will in time,
ask you to stop---
when this happens, whistle a different tune,
or a happier one, or one that is extra catchy---
jostle them around,
rehash the same ones every day &
enjoy the ways to make their day a little more like
yours---
bring them to the level
fuck with their heads &
enjoy it the whole way through.