EGO AS BIG AS MARS

There was a girl in my class,
Who had a huge ego as big as mars.
No one could shrink or even squash it,
Not even a pile of 20 tonne cars.

She boasted and bragged,
About things big or small.
A dress, a bag,
or a signed Man U ball.

Her mum went mad with the brags,
And her dad did so too.
Soon they went striped with craziness,
Purple and Blue.

Soon she needed treatment,
It caused a huge bill.
But it never worked,
So her parents were ready to kill.

So in the middle of the night,
When no one was awake.
They crept into her room,
and strangled her with a snake.

But it never worked so the next day at school,
She went in to class with a brag big and tall.
Of she woke up with the worlds most awesomest snake,
And her ego was very big, the biggest one of all.