Were parents born to moan&;#063;

By dreamasurf
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WERE PARENTS BORN TO MOAN?
Do your homework, this and that,
Come on hurry, feed the cat,
That bag won't walk there by it's self,
Put that book back on the shelf.
Clean that plate; tidy your room,
Turn off the T.V, use that broom,
Wipe that table, scrub the floor,
I have no spare time anymore.
Look after your brother and your sister too,
Hang up the picture that your cousin drew.
Make the bed; put that in the bin,
Go to church, because you committed a sin.
Straighten the painting; mop up that mess,
Vacuum the hall, hang up my dress.
Turn that music down, why are you so late?
Get off the floor right now, go fetch your fathers bate.
Get out of the bathroom, don't you even dare,
Don't lie to me you naughty girl and it's rude to stare.
Reading with no light on can hurt your poor eyes,
Try these trousers on right now, are they the right size?
Don't answer back, it's very rude,
Don't talk to me when you're in a bad mood.
Get off the phone, you've been on too long,
Why'd you order that thing from Hong Kong?
Iron those clothes, make me some tea,
Please be careful, oi that was my knee.
It's pardon not what, so never say that again,
Come on you've got work to do, get out of your den.
Now go to bed, before it gets too late,
I don't care if it's not the same time as your peculiar mate.
So do it now before I yell,
Otherwise I'll make your life a right living hell!
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