Wobble

Dinosaur 3

WOBBLE by Dad

Dave, Spike and Gobbledegook had been walking for a long time. It was
hot and dry and the ground was rocky and uncomfortable to walk on, even
for a dinosaur. As they turned a corner past a rocky outcrop, they came
upon some trees.
"At last" said a weary Spike. "Somewhere to rest and have a
drink"
The trees were hanging heavy with leaves and water was dripping off of
each leaf giving the impression of a heavy downpour.
"Those are 'Wibble wobble world' trees" said Dave who seemed to know
everything. "I don't think its wise to go in there"
"Why not?" asked Spike, "It looks so inviting"
"I'm not sure" said Dave, "but I seem to remember something my great
uncle Zak used to say,'never drink the wobble in the world of wibble?'
Or something like that? I can't remember what it was now but it was
probably a warning".
"Sounds like gobbledegook to me" said Spike.
"No, it was definitely Uncle Zak..." said Dave.
"Dip dip dip", said Gobbledegook, who had already gone under the
biggest tree and sat down. Tilting his head back and looking up to the
treetops he opened his very large mouth and drank. "Dip dip dip".

Forgetting all about Uncle Zak, Dave and Spike followed suit and soon
they were all drinking heartily. The water was fresh and sweet and
tangy, a bit like a weak lemony flavour and they thought it was
delicious.
"Aaaah" gasped Dave.
"Slurrp slurp", gasped Spike.
"Dip dip dip", gasped Gobbledegook.
After they had all quenched their thirsts they sat and relaxed under
the Wibble Wobble World trees, now and then tilting their heads back
and opening their large mouths for just a little more of the tasty
sweet water.

All was well until Spike decided to get up and stretch his legs.
"Oooeer" he said in a squeaky sort of voice, "The world seems to be
wobbling all over the place!" Spike staggered to and fro for a bit
until the world wobbled him right onto his backside!
Meanwhile Dave and Gobbledegook sat in astonishment as they watched
Spike wobbling all over the place. They couldn't contain themselves any
longer when with a loud BUMP! Spike was wobbled onto his bottom! They
burst into laughter. Well Dave burst into laughter; Gobbledegook burst
into a gurgle (which meant the same thing).
"Ha ha ha" laughed Dave
"Gurgle gurgle" laughed Gobbledegook.
It was then that Dave remembered the words his great Uncle Zak had told
him many years before. "Never drink the water from the Wibble wobble
tree, or forever in the wibble wobble world you'll be."
"That's it!" Dave exclaimed through fits of giggling, "I remember what
uncle said. He said never drink the wobble from the world of trees with
the wibble wobble bees?or sommat like that- Ha, ha ha ha ha ha
ha"
Dave got up and was immediately thrown to the ground by the wobbling
world around him! "Oh BUM!" he shouted as he landed on it.
Gobbledegook decided he had better help his friends and tried to reach
them but even crawling was difficult with the world spinning and
wobbling so much! The funniest sight in the cretaceous was that of the
three dinosaurs trying to help each other stand up!
All that could be heard for miles around was the sound of dinosaur
laughter!

Next morning all that could be heard for miles around was the sound of
Dinosaur grumbling.
"Oooh my head hurts"
"Eeerrgh I feel sick"
"Fooble glooble ug dip dip"

Never again were those Dinosaurs going to drink from the Wibble wobble
world tree!

THE END