10 dates from hell

Ten Dates from Hell (which explains why I have totally stopped
dating) LOL

1. Ms Handphone --- Silence, and snatches of talk -- why? bcos she
is
busy on the phone all the time, either talking or sms-ing.

2. Ms Diamond-Digger -- "I really love diamonds. Each of my girl-
friend has given me a diamond."

3. Ms Mum -- "I have five kids, 2 are waiting to go overseas to
study, other 2 in school, and one still needs me to breast-feed
her."

4. Ms Ah-Moi -- "Can put leg up on chair, ah?" (Hello, ini bukan
kedai kopi Petaling Street)

5. Ms U-Pay -- When the bill comes, she is either on handphone,
tying
up her shoe-lace, in toilet, putting on lip-stick, etc. When bill
paid, "Oh, you paid, ah? Thanks sooo much for dinner."

6. Ms Name-Dropper -- "You know, ah? I know Minister for Promotion
of
Women; I know that speaker from overseas etc. I have relatives in
England, Australia, US -- all professionals, doctors, lawyers,
accountants. I have multi-millionaire relatives in Hong Kong,
Taiwan
and the Philippines. Next week, I have friends visiting from New
Zealand"

7. Ms Dill-Emma -- "Aiya, I don't know what to do-lah. A likes me,
B
also likes me. Then, I get all these e-mails from C telling me she
is
my greatest admirer. They all won't leave me alone-lah. Life is
soooo
complicated.."

8. Ms Loan Officer -- "What are you working as? Where? Which
Jalan?
Which building? How many floors? How many staff in your office?
What
is your position? How long have you been working there? Confirm
or
not? You got car, ah? What kind of car? Your house rent or
buy-one?
How much monthly car and house installments?"

9. Ms Top-Secret -- "No staying overnight-lah. Can have fun only
until 2am. Have to go home (to sleep with husband/boyfriend-lah).
And
this is top-secret. No one must know about us. We act like we
don't
know each other. We meet somewhere in Rawang so no one will
recognize
us."

10. Ms Salesgirl -- "You know ah, this product can make your baby
bum-
face look even younger, fresher. Growth hormones, guaranteed to
work.
10 days full refund guarantee if not happy. One bottle only RM180.
If
you don't want, can buy for your mum also what. Mother's Day
coming
already."