The Reincarnation:Kellogs 2

Kellogs (cameo role) :The Reincarnation

Laura Gleed walked down the empty path aimlessly knowing that she had
to be home as late as possible so she could make everyone in her family
believe that she had a social life since she lost all her friends when
she called them all 'munters' for not doing what she told them to. The
path she was walking down was dark and creepy and reminded her of the
scene in scream at the beginning except Laura wasn't in a house, nor
was she cooking popcorn, nor did she have a phone nearby, nor had she
just got a strange phonecall where someone had told her she was going
to die,nor did she have a boyfriend who was coming over to watch the
movie with her, in fact it wasn't much like that scene in scream at
all. Laura still liked thinking that it was though, she stopped and
re-did her make up to make her look like a damsel in distress, she
didn't achieve it very well since she was still pouting like the spoilt
child that she was. For the last five minutes Laura had been in a dream
world and hadn't noticed that her mobile telephone had been vibrating
in her bra. She answered it... "HELLO ? KEELEY?! FRIENDS?!
PLEASE?!"
"Not Quite" the deep voice on the other end answered.
"Like who is it then" Laura asked, "Am I on candid camera? Do my public
want me?".
"Er.. No" The voice said almost sounding sorry to dissapoint her,
"Actually I would like to see what your insides look like" the voice
said beastily.
"Then like... " Laura began "Buy 'kids and their toys magazine' and
have a look at page 26... the centrefold".
"Wow, centrefold, nice one" the voice said... almost forgetting the
point of the phonecall."Nice blouse" the voice continued.
"Like thanks" Laura said, "Don't ask me where I got it from because I'm
not telling you because I'm not having people copying my individual
style"
"PAAAACCHHH-IKEY" the voice coughed dicreetly.
"Hang on" Laura said "I wasn't wearing a blouse in that picture" she
said... terrified.
"I meant the one you're wearing now, dumbass" the voice laughed at her
mockingly and before Laura knew it there was someone running at her
from behind.
She tried to run but her kitten heeled shoes were far too high to fun
in and then she got her heel stuck in a drain and that was the end of
her... The killer, dressed in a rainbow striped hooded cloak and a
white painted clown face came at her from behind with a bread knife
(for those of you who didn't listen in food tech a bread knife is a big
one with a serated edge) and slowly sawed at Laura's neck...

'Today, year 11, I would like to talk to you about Jesus', Mr Davies's
voice thundered through the hall. 'Jesus was a great man' Davies
continued, 'he strived to help everyone... especially my wife who is
now the head of the sick-o-fanclub for people who believe they have
made love to jesus'.
'James', Sara whispered in his ear... 'James, I still love you... take
me back... please take me back?'
'Sara', James shouted back so everyone in the entire hall could hear
him(that would be Mr d! Sara, James and Moxley since everyone else was
late or smoking drugs in the toilets). 'I am fed up with you! Your
bitchy ways and your will and grace act with alec so FUCK OFF!' at that
James stormed out of the hall in a fit of rage and Mrs Moxely followed
him smacking her hands together and saying 'YEAR 11 PUPIL YOU WILL COME
BACK HERE AT ONCE!' And Mr d! left because he wanted to pursue mrs
moxeley after hearing her earlier story about 'ripping her clothes off'
in warm oap homes!
Sara was left alone, lying on the seats staring up into space and, if
there had been people there she would have shown the same speechless
cold face and glazed over eyes. Suddenley the sound of someone banging
their head on the bars under the tiered seating could be heard and Sara
suddenley shook to attention. 'OIW, MOIW 'ED' LBs voice filled the
silent hall with her savage eastenders stylee accent. Sara was scared
by this outburst so she stood up and ran on to the stage. Lb came in
and walked over to Sara. Sara showed a face of horror as Lb walked
towards her. 'SAWRA? WART IS IT SAWRA?'
But it was too late for Lb, the rainbow-cloaked killer reached her neck
too soon and used its bread knife to slash her throat.
Sara was left alone, her breathing was heavy and could be heard
throughout the hall as she stood face to face with the killer. Its face
was masked. It drew its knife and Sara turned to run but instead walked
away, struggling to pick up pace. 'I can't run in front of you killer
guy because you'll laugh at my funny run and I hate to think that
people know I have a funny run'.
Because of her pride, Sara had the same fate lain in front of her as LB
had 2 minutes before. Her throat was cut and her pride was left
undamaged... ahem.
'Steveeee---ve? Stev---eeee----ve?' Mr Moxely's voice came strong from
the 6th form common room. James watched her. She had just run into
James's hiding place in the library and James was hidden behind a
bookshelf. 'Thud', James had just knocked down a big fat book about
yogurt and it made a huge noise. 'Steve?' Mr Moxeley's voice said, with
kinky intentions.
James crawled along the edge of the bookshelf and for the sake of his
life crawled out through the door into the main library, fated to be
the scene of many hells to come.
James, seeing the coast now clear ran out of the door and into the main
hallway and then ran onward into mrs jenner's classroom. He crept
behind the book cases to hear the voice of Gita from behind the book
cases.
'Oh, oh, naughty, go to the woods and nevcer come back, actually OH do
come back, come back, oh, oh!!'
James was frozen and horrified! Even Sanjay and Gita wouldn't choose
such an awful time as now to be making love on Mrs Jenner's desk...
would they?!?!
James started to turn his head around the book shelf to see who was
pleasuring Gita THIS much. But before he could Gita called out the name
of the culprit. 'Oh sacred moo cow, oh do it again!You are such a good
kosher cow!'
IT WAS..... IT WAS...... THE BODDINGTONS COW! UDER'S SON!!!
'Oh, I'll keep doin' it lovey until ya gimme back me pint, ya bitch!'
came the cow's awful manchester accent.

'SON, HOW DARE YOU SPEAK TO A WOMAN LIKE THAT!' came Uder's voice from
Mrs Jennor's door! The boddington's cow stood up abrubtly and
straightened out his sunglasses... 'Sorry Mum', he said and trampled
out.
'I am so so sorry for my son's behaviour Mrs... Mrs... sorry what's
your...'
'AHHHHH' an unenthusiastic scream lined the room with fear as a
stumbling sound was heard followed by the image of the boddingtons cow,
throat slit falling dead into the doorway. The realisation of her son's
death suddenly hit Uder and she fell to her knees beside her sons dead
body.
A somber Gita took Mrs Jenner's fluffy pink cardigan off of the back of
her chair and placed it over the boddington cow's dead body and said;
'In the name of vishnu... you shall ROT IN HELL FOR BEING A CRAP SHAG!'
With these words she poured a whole pint of Boddingtons over the dead
cow's body.
At this Uder went crazy 'You nasty nasty lady! How could you do this
to MY son?!' She took a swing at Gita and Gita returned it. This
punching fest went on for about thirty minutes by which time both
women/cows had bloody noses and split lips.
James was by now fast asleep in the corner of the room tucked between
the wall and the bookcase when he was suddenly awoken by the thud of
someone's body finally hitting the floor, Uder or Gita had been knocked
out. It was Gita. She was now lying lifeless on the floor. Uder was no
place to be seen.
James decided to no longer lie amongst the corpse of the boddington's
cow and the lifeless body of Gita and so he went through the humanities
staff room into the Geography department. He stopped, motionless at the
doorway of Mr Kohn's room... all he could hear was sombody ravenously
eating in the room that lay before him. He pushed the handle to the
door down as carefully as possible, then stood amazed at what he saw
before him. Mr Davies lay lifeless on the table, stomach ripped open
with Mrs Moxely devouring his stomach although her face was barely
visable because it was right down inside of him. James started to run
away but (like you don't know what's going to happen) he fell over a
loose piece of carpet and Moxely's blood-covered face met his.
She straightened herself out and walked slowly towards James. 'I'm
going to rip you ope like I did Mr Davies Bryant, you know why? Because
that bloody Henley application you gave me was boring! So now... I'll
eat you!'
She grabbed him, and he tried to get away but couldn't, she tied him
down to the table with some (very handy!!!) rope that was lying nearby.
She began to survey his stomach and where she would start, her bloody
teeth grinned, they looked sharp and bloodthirsty.
Suddenley she was thrown against the wall by an invisible power then he
head was repeatedly smacked against the wall until all her teeth fell
out. She fell down onto the floor in a heap. 'WHO'S THERE??' James
asked shakily, afraid to hear the answer. 'It's me', a vision of Mr
Davies appeared, clothed in a toga, sandals and above his head there
was a silvery halo. 'I have been reincarnated to save your life and the
lives of others'.
'You see, I had to die to avenge the sin that Moxely undertook by
killing The Boddington's Cow and me'
'What about Laura?' James asked in a careless voice.
'No one cares about Laura! Now I must go James, one day we shall meet
again' Mr Davies answered.

THE END!

Dedicated to Alec for motivating me to finish this story. I love you!
xxx