Another Pile of Old School work lol

MUFFIN LOOKS

The secret diary of Buddy Clarke, aged 13 and ?

Keep all hands off!

(HERE IS A SIMPLE CHART SO YOU CAN READ MY WRITING!)
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
(I'M ALSO SORRY THAT IT IS A BIT SCRUFFY)

13TH 13MONTH 1313
Dear diary,
It is me, buddy, I am really sorry, oh dear diary, if my handwriting
seems a bit shabby, because I am not that brilliant at school and am
not a brilliant speller so please excuse my lousy English AND ALSO THE
MONTH AND YEAR MISTAKES IN MY BOOK, THE COMPANY WAS SUED FOR FALSE
ADVICE AND ETC ETC, but now, lets get this party
started?mua-ha-ha-ha?
Well, today was a fairly normal day, but it wasn't by the rules of
normal, but over the years now, normal has changed and become what
seems right but is wrong so, as I was saying, diary, it was fairly
normal today and I felt anxious, anxious about my history project. I
was feeling more scared than anxious really, but never mind. I walked
to school with my head bowed in thought, thought about my father, and
his new job, and how he got enough money to buy Chinese takeaway lest
night when we can barely buy a mars bar on other days, and also how y
history project would go?
I arrived at school and saw my 2 best friends, Charmian and Julian, who
waved. I waved back and smiled a worried, private jokey smile, and
walked over. Once I was over there we started talking, and Charmian
asked me whether I would be coming to the youth group that night. I
replied 'yes' and we hurried into school.
We had history First and I was chosen last to do my presentation (thank
the lord). I walked up confidently and started my speech nervously. It
went quite well, and I really enjoyed it, I walked back to my seat with
a smile on my face. Everyone (excluding my arch nemesis, David sidell)
commented nicely on it. Unfortunately, David had to ruin the fun, and
sing a nasty song about me. It went like this:
'My mate Buddy's a dustman,
He wears a dustman's hat,
He wears corblimey trousers,
And lives in a council flat!
Haw haw haw'
I found it really insulting, so I have made a few counters back at
him, here are some,
'my mate David is a loser,
I think he is a boozer,
What's that smell on his breath?
I think its alcohol caused death?

That was rubbish, but in a few years it might be true so, I better keep
it?

'I hate that boy, David,
He's really not a nice kid,
So by the time,
I've said this rhyme,
He realises he is constipated,
His gut's on the floor,
The only thing whole WAS BROWN AND on his head.
Bye, bye, David, you're the one who's dead!

It isn't that bad but?.
I arrived home to get changed for the youth meeting, I shoved on some
old jeans (also I forgot mention that today I got told of at school for
wearing jeans, and talk about fussy!) and a old t-shirt.
I walked around to the church and walked in, I felt a bit stuck out AS
I WAS ONE OF THE ONLY WHITE KIDS THERE.
I SAW JULIAN TALKING TO THIS OTHER BOY AND WALKED OVER, THE OTHER BOY
TURED AWAY AS SOON AS I APROACHED, I FELT GUILTY, BUT WHAT FOR? WAS IT
BECAUSE I WAS WHITE? I DON'T KNOW, BUT JULIAN STILL LIKES ME AT
LEAST?
I SAW CHARMIAN DANCING AND WENT OVER, WE TALKED FOR A BIT, AND THEN THE
VICAR GUY SAID SOME STUFF ABOUT RELIGEON AND HE ANNOUNCED THAT IT WOULD
SOON BE PRAYER TIME. NOT MANY PEOPLE LIKE PRAYER TIME AND SNEAK OUT,
AND I HAD TO BE DRAGGED ALONG BY CHARMIAN AND JULIAN. THANKFULLY THAT
DIDN'T GO WRONG AND WE GOT OUT IN ONE PIECE.
JULIAN DID SOME REALLY FUNNY IMPRESIONS OF THE VICAR GUY AND LCKILY, I
HAVE REMEMBERED THEM, HERE THEY ARE:
'LETS ALL THANK THE LORD FOR THE WORLD AND ALL THE LOVELY THINGS WE
HAVE HERE AND THANK YOU FOR OUR COUNTRY AND ALL ITS POLLUTION, AND
THANK YOU FOR THE BIG BUILDINGS AND THE CHURCH WE ARE IN, THANK YOU FOR
IT'S FLOORS, ITS WALLS, ITS CIELINGS, IT'S WINDOWS, IT'S LIGHTS, IT'S
CHAIRS, IT'S PEOPLE, THANK YOU FOR MY NOSE, MY EAR AND MY NOSTRIL,
THANK YOU FOR MY SHOE, MY HOME, MY PORCHE, MY STRETCHED LIMO WITH PINK
CURLY CURLS, THANK YOU FOR MY WIFE AND MY BED, THANK YOU FOR EVERYTHING
I CAN SEE THANK YOU FOR THE EXHAUST OF THE CAR, THANK YOU FOR
TREES?.'

?And so it carried on. Every one was laughing and even I laughed
too.
CHARMIAN AND JULIAN DECIDED TO GET SOME CHIPS, SO I WENT WITH THEM. I
DIDN'T WANT ANY CHIPS ALTHOUGH, I REALLY DID WANT THEM. CHARMIAN AND
JULIAN BOTH GOT SOME CHIPS, AND CHARMIAN BOUGHT SOME FOR ME, I REFUSED
AND SHE TOOK ALL THE CHIPS AND THREATENED TO TROW THEM IN THE BIN IF I
DIDN'T HAVE THEM. I ATE MY CHIPS AND WE DECIDED TO WALK ROUND TO 53
CROXLEY STREET TO SEE IF THE RUMOR MY DAD HAD SAID WAS TRUE.
WE WALKED AROUND TO CROXLEY STREET AND LOOKED AT THE NUMBER OF THE
Nearest house, 189. we all groaned and started walking. 180, 174, 158,
123, 100, 75, 62, 53.
We were there, and it looked as if the rumour was true, boarded up
windows, broken fence, over grown grass, etc, etc. we looked at it for
a while, then JULIAN DARED US TO GO IN, CHARMIAN DISAGREED, SO JULIAN
WENT INTO THE GARDEN AND STARTED JUMPING UP BEHIND BUSHES AND STUFF.
THEN I WAS THE ONE TO GO IN. I WALKED, ONE SLOW FOOT AT A TIME, UP THE
SMALL WORN AWAY PATH, THEN I DECIDED THAT I WOULD GO NO FURTHER AND
JUST SAY TO JULIAN AND CHARMIAN THAT I DID WALK TO THE STEP, BUT THAT
WOULD BE LYING, SO I DIDN'T. I WALKED TO THE STEP, IT MADE ME FLINCH TO
REALISE THAT A NOW DEAD PERSON HAD WALKED HERE (IF THE RUMOUR WAS TRUE)
AND NOW, I WAS GOING TO HELP THAT STEP WEAR DOWN. SUDDENLY I HEARD
THUMPS BEHIHND ME AND I TURNED AROUND LIKE A ROCKET. Phew! IT WAS ONLY
CHARMIAN AND JULIAN, NOT SOME HORRIFIC GHOST OF THE DEAD PERSON (IF THE
RUMOURS TRUE). JULIAN DARED US ALL TO LOOK THROUGH THE LETTER BOX, SO I
DID. I LOOKED AND SAW EYES, DEAD PALE EYES, THEY WERE A BRIGHT WHITE,
AND DEAD LOOKING, THEY LOOKED LIKE 2 EGGS. I HATED IT SO I TURNED AWAY,
JULIAN WAS ALREADY RUNNING AWAY FROM THE HOUSE AND AWAY FROM THE
STREET, WE COULD SEE HIM DASHING THROUGH THE PALE LIGHTS OF THE STREET
LAMPS, CHARMIAN HAD ALREADY GONE TO CATHC UP WITH HIM AND I PLODDED
ALONG AFTERWARDS IN A SMALL JOG.
ONCE WE FINALLY CAUGHT UP WITH EACH OTHER, WE DISCUSSED WHAT WE SAW, I
SAID THAT I SAW SOME FLOURESCENT WHITE EYES THAT GLARED AT YOU,
CHARMIAN SAID SHE HAD NOTICED A CANDLE, IT WAS BURNING, AND THERE WAS A
HAND HOLDING IT, JULIAN SAID THERE WAS A FACE, A WHITE FACE, ALL
LIFELESS AND FROZEN. IT WAS CANNY HOW WE ALL MANAGED TO NOTICE
DIFFERENT THINGS, BUT IT WILL ALL BE BETTER WHEN WE KNOW THE TRUTH?