Common Mistake
By enrico
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A Common Mistake
After being tracked by the High Intensity Drug Trafficking Area
Fugitive Task Force, a group of city police officers and federal
agents, an audiophile and car-enthusiast by the name of Mr. White was
found in a tiny room at a motor lodge on Atlantic Avenue in Brooklyn.
He was still breathing and talking after attempting to kill himself by
cutting vertical gashes along his left forearm. The man was stretched
out on the bed with his arm in a metal meat container that he had
filled with water to keep his blood from clotting. The arresting
officers stormed the room and handcuffed the man who told them in a
loud protest that their rubber surgical gloves were pulling the hair on
his arms. The last thing he's reported to have said before he died was,
Feels like a goddammed Indian burn, goddammit! The arresting officers
were later honored for having captured the man who was on the run for
murdering his wife with a .50-caliber Desert Eagle pistol in Smithfield
Township, a tiny village in the Poconos where the couple had lived for
fifteen years. During a press conference, the area district attorney
stated that the cooperation between city officers and federal agents
was, as he said, top notch. He went on to say that the investigation
turned up evidence of a public fight between the couple at a storefront
tax processor in Stroudsburg, Pennsylvania, and the telephone
transcript of their son calling for help. Then, apparently confused
over the woman's last name, the attorney said that the victim had been
small and white when, in fact, her name was Small-White. He was not
corrected and to this day still believes the woman was a small white
woman who had been killed by a Brooklyn drug dealer.
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