Now what

unsually cold winter in kentucky
with outside work to do i decided to go to the local wallmart store for
heavy duty coveralls.

i selected a pair and decided to try them on.as i pulled them up
over my pants they were feelng a
little snug.

one arm in, then the other and a zip up.well i thought i'm going to
need a size bigger.

zipper down oh god i can't get my arms out, i'm turning in circles
trying to get these things off this is so stupid.
okay just don't panic

to embarrased to call for help
i tried to calm myself down and
think what to do.

then i remembered i had a pocket knife in my pants.i know i'll cut them
off,pay for them and get outta here.

oh lord i can't reach my pocket
i could be trapped in these coveralls forever.

after what seemed like an
eternity the young sales girl
knocked on the door.are you okay in there?

i'll be out in a moment.alright then, i thought you might be having
problems with the coveralls,we had to cut a pair off a guy last
week.

red faced and sweaty i opened the door.i thought so she said
and helped me get them off.

coveralls should come with a big red warning tag plastered on the
front.it would save us all a lot of embarrasment.

so for the time being,put that
pair back it won't fit,and get a bigger size