THE DOOR OPENED WITH A SLAM

the door opened with a slam
goldilocks entered with a leg of ham

chewing and muzzling she mocked 'ill grind your bones to make my bread'
she burped and farted like a grizzley bear fully fed
and jumped and tucked herself in their comfy bed

the door opened with a slam
big bear entered with a leg of lamb
chewing and muzzling he mocked 'granny what big lovely eyes youve got'
he tried to burp and fart...or maybe not
and sat in front of the tv to rot

Just then the door opened with a slam
Granny entered bat in hand
chewing her gums she mumbled under her breath
'ill chew and muzzle you till your death'
she crept behind the blind bear
and in his head opened a large tear
then went to the bed and stroked goldilocks with care