MINI LAUGHS~ (15 ALL TOGETHER))

* THERES A PEANUT SITTING ON A RAILWAY TRACK, HIS HEART IS ALL A
FLUTTER,
THE TRAIN COMES ROARING ROUND THE BEND.
toot toot PEANUT BUTTER!!!
LOL HAHHA

2(*) hOW DOES AN OCTOPUS GO TO WAR?
WELL ARMED!!!!!

3(*)WHAT IS A HORSES FAVOURITE SPORT?
STABLE TENNIS!!!!!lol

4(*) wHAT FLOWERS WOULD U GROW UNDER UR NOSE?
TULIPS! -TWO LIPS!!!
@--)--

5(*) yOUR SO POOR, YOU CANT PAY ATTENTION"""

6(*) WHY IS FISHING SO POPULAR?
BECAUSE PEOPLE GET HOOKED!!!!!!

7(*)WHY DID THE ROBBER TAKE A BATH?
SO HE COULD MAKE A CLEAN GET AWAY!!!

8(*)wHAT DO U GIVE A SICK CANARY?
TWEETMENT!!!!

9(*) WHAT GETS WETTER AS IT DRIES??
a towel!!!!!!!!!"

10(*)WHY DID THE MAN DRIVE HIS VAN IN REVERSE....?
BECAUSE HE KNEW THE HIGHWAY CODE BACKWARDS!!!!!!!!!!"!!!!"!!

11(*) WHY DID SARAH PUT SUGER UNDER PETERS PILLOW?
TO GIVE HIM SWEET DREAMS!!!!!

12(*) MUM:SAMANTHA EAT UR SPINACH IT'LL PUT COLOUR ON UR CHEEKS
SAMANTHA:BUT MUM...WHO WANTS GREEN CHEEKS?!

13(*)WAITER...WAITER..WHATS THIS FLY DOING IN MY SOUP?!?!?!?!
WAITER: WELL SIR, IT LOOKS LIKE ITS DOING THE BACKSTROKE TO ME!

14(*) WHY R GOSTS SO BAD AT LYING?
CAUSE U CAN SEE RIGHT THROUGH THEM!

15(*) WHATS BLACK AND WHITE AND READ ALL OVER??!
A NEWSPAPER!!!!