in sickness and in health till death do us part (omg omg omg i wrote it so obviously its wiked..)

in sickness and in health till death do us part
We are building a marriage strong as noahs ark

Death once did us part
like wind through my system out like a fart

The feeling of relief and no more worries
the regret of no more hugs and everlasting sorries

Is death sweet as honey
or is it a ploy for my wife to get my money

It must be the latter
as she served my head in a platter

the canniball chopped me in my sleep
cut through my head and throat so deep
hopefully one day we will again meet
ill carve her head like that of a sheep

though in my heart is love
an everflying dove

in my brain in pain
and a knife that left a stain