Fat Elephants

Elephants are fat
Especially fat elephants
Overweight elephants
Are extremely fat
But obese elephants
Cause earthquakes

I am standing up
Which is more than obese elphants can do
On behalf of the fat elephants
I am DISGUSTED
To find out
That overweight elephants
Fat and obese elephants
Have no type of underwear made for them
This is DISCRIMINATION
I will fight for the fat
Overweight and obese elephants
And will not rest
Until they get their first thongs.