GET TAE F**K, SHAKESPEARE

Shakespeare, all of these thou art:

Weedy, swag-bellied pignut.

Puking, foul-gorged mammet.

Droning, urchin-snouted hedgepig.

Fawning, beef-witted apple-john.

Warped, rump-fed strumpet.

Reeky, clapper-clawed puttock.

Villainous, boil-brained jolthead.

Tottering, rude-growing boarpig.

Mammering, elf-skinned ratsbane.

enomous, tickle-brained bugbear.

Ruttish, ill-breeding piglet.

Quailing, earth-vexing vassal.

Fawning, half-faced flax-wench.

Bawdy, fool-born scut.

Surly, beetle-headed maggot pie.

Gleeking, guts-griping baggage.

Spleeny, hedge-born bumbailey.

Churlish, boil-brained flapdragon.

Gorbellied, motley-minded death token.

Goatish, knotty-pated boar-pig.

Beslubbering, milk-livered footlicker.

Impertinent, fly-bitten pumpion.

Saucy, bat-fouling hugger-mugger.

So mote it be.