My name Is Pamela Anderson.

My name is Pamela Anderson
and it has been for fifty years.
Twenty before the smirks
twenty before the tears

But my name it has been stolen
and I'm no longer me.
For when I say my name
it's not Pammy that they see.

I'm not blonde and pretty
and in a swimsuit I look shite
And spotty boys full of lust and puss
don't wank me off goodnight

But I'm still Pamela Anderson
42 and overweight
What a bastard of a name to have
what a bastard twist of fate.