Sorry Karen

Hey - Karen at Table 3

I’m sorry Karen, I forgot the mayo

For your sweet potato fries

And I understand the prison sentence

And fury in your eyes

And I’m also very sorry Karen

That your hubby Steve

Is balls deep in a 40's wobble

And has packed his bags to leave

For Sandra the office spunk bucket

Who's all nose studs, tatts and tarty

Who wanked him off all tender like

At last year's Christmas party

And I’m also so very sorry Karen

That your kids are little fucks

And you’ve got a dog that hates you

Yeah - that totally fuckin’ sucks

I’m sorry for all this

And I understand why you’re a cow

A day as you must suck balls

I’ll get the manager now

Ged Backland - Tales From Waiting Tables