Sir Robin Hood and Friar Tuck

Sir Robin Hood and Friar Tuck,
they really had the worst of luck,
cause in the local archery comp,
the one they thought that hood would romp,
they placed a bet on fair Sir Robin,
as He was the best at arrow lobbing,
with 5-1 odds on to win,
they could finally quit their life of sin,
but when the fateful day it came,
poor Sir Robin collapsed in pain.
Whilst practicing his winning trick,
He shot an arrow in his…
Well, I don’t need say anymore
apart from that he felt quite sore,
so its back to robbing for a meal
and wearing a codpiece made of steel.