It's a dogs life

"It's great ain't it" said Colin
"Yup, it is." Replied Norman
"I like doing it right in the middle of the pavement, then you just sit
there, looking all innocent like, and wait."
"Yer, looking at them pitifully, then out they get their bag and the
little scoop.
"No, no, no it's best when they have forgotten the scoop."
"Ha, Haa great, and they get a bag and pick it up with their fingers
through the bag."
"And if you've eaten enough raw meat, it's all runny."
"Gooey, and the smell, fwoo, how they can stand it?"
"And you just sit there smiling at them, and they are giving you all
that baby talk rubbish."
"Morons"
"All of them, I tell you, absolute morons"
"Anyway I've got to go and see the bitch, see you latter."
"Yer, see ya mate."