Stuck Squirrel
By grandaddy
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Squirrel in a manhole cover, head stuck in a hole
German police all around it, a problem they must solve
Rub some oil on it's neck says one man to another
Go get some olive oil from the shop says one man to his brother
The guy comes back with a bottle of oil and gives it to the police man
The little squirrel’s blood is boiling as only a squirrels blood can
Stressed out to the max the little squirrel tries to dance
With it’s head stuck in the hole it can’t even half prance
Then pop, out it comes, stunned it just sits there blinking
But it’s poor little heart gives way it collapses and dies sinking.
The policeman pick it up, some have tears in their eyes
Looking up they question, why God, looking up into the skies.
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