Have you ever speed dated before?

What’s your name?
Where are you from?
Are you new to this?
Do you sleep with the light on?
Do you kiss
on the first date?
What celebrities do you hate?

What do you look for in a partner?
What hobbies do you enjoy after
work?
Do you work?
Does work satisfy you?
Could you satisfy me?
Have you ever had an STD?
How many sugars do you like in your tea?

Have you ever been married?
Are you still married now?
When were you last in a relationship?
What was the last secret you ever let slip?
If you could go on one foreign trip,
where would it be to?
How...old...do...you
feel?
What’s your favourite meal?
What is your deepest, darkest desire?
Which world leader do you most admire?
Would you rather die from drowning or being set on fire?
Has anyone you know ever accused you of being a liar?

What did you do on Mothers day?
Do you go all the way?
Are you secretly gay?
When was the last time you felt the need to shout?
Are you wearing underwear?
What’s life all about?
Do you know how to get those stubborn stains out?
Do you care about current affairs?
Did you vote for Maggie Thatcher?
Do you sing around the house?
Have you ever seen a badger?

Do you want children?
What are your ambitions?
How much do you earn?
What’s your favourite position?
What are your hopes?
What are your fears?
Have you spat on anyone in the last ten years?

Why are you single?
Do you often see the dentist?
Have you ever missed
work because you pulled a sickie?
Ever quit something because you just found it way too tricky?
Do you wear socks when you’re under the covers?
Are you a passionate lover?
Are you still living with your mother?
Do you fancy me?
If so, why?
Did you ever say ‘I love you’ when you know it was a lie?
Be honest, did you cry
when Braveheart was defeated?
What’s your star sign?
Do you pick your nose then eat it?
What embarrassing moment do you wish you could forget?
Do you think that China should go and free Tibet?
Do you always put your underpants in the washing basket?
How would you rate your cleanliness on a scale from 1 to 10?
Are you going to ring me tomorrow? If so, when?
Our time is running out, if you’ve any questions, please feel free
Although I warn you, you’re a bit too inquisitive for me.