Roadkill V2

I wrote this about 8 years ago (the original version), as a bit of a joke for my father. It was based on the melody of Josh Turner's "Your Man." First song I ever wrote, and the only song I ever wrote with a specific melody in mind. I punched it up a bit by adding another verse and a couple new choruses for this V2 edition. Obviously, this is meant to be comedy! I left the tags in, so that anyone who wishes can play around with it in music generating AIs like Suno as you may please.

[Intro]
Strap in and let’s go for a ride!

[Verse 1]
Baby, I'll hit you with my car on the road,
leaving bloody trails for miles to go,
I'll be laughing 'til your bones are cold,
knowing that you're gone!

Baby, I'll hit you with my car in the mall,
I might crash this thing right through a wall,
I'll smash it through a window for sure,
if I see your face!

[Chorus]
There’s no hurry, don’t you worry,
I’m on my way...
I will find you, and I’ll get you,
stuck in my grill!

[Verse 2]
Baby, I'll hit you with my car on a boat,
and I’m well aware that cars don’t float,
but I will drive this thing right off a bridge,
just to take you out!

Baby, I'll hit you with my car in the woods,
I will chase you over mountain tops,
so you better climb up a tree,
I’m on a murder spree!

[Chorus]
You won’t see it coming, you won’t know it’s coming,
until it’s too late...
There’s no running, there’s no hiding,
kiss your ass goodbye!

[Verse 3]
Baby, I’ll hit you with my car underground,
you might be lost, but now you’re found.
Don’t bother putting up a fight,
just walk towards the light!

Baby, I’ll hit you with my car underwater,
it’s just a vehicular manslaughter,
I’ll make sure you’re in my way,
baby... you’ll make my day!

[Chorus]
You might not know it, but I bet you feel it,
deep in your bones!
You’re on my list, I will persist,
’til you’re a red cloud of mist!

[Verse 4]
Baby, I'll hit you with my car on the moon,
you can bounce, but you’ll be landing soon,
and when you do, I’m gonna mow you down,
without making a sound.

Baby I'll hit you with my car in hell,
just in case you don’t burn that well,
the last thing you’ll ever hear,
is a lost soul’s cheer!

[Spoken]
The last thing you’ll ever hear,
is me popping a beer!

[Outro]
You might be dreaming, you might be screaming,
but you’re done for...
I’m in your head now, I’m in your dreams now,
you’re welcome... baby!

[Instrumental Finish]

Here's a Suno (AI) generated Gospel music version based on my lyrics:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQIGaMTibXI