ABCtales Gotta Get My Muse On Blues - Video

Wherein the muse hands me some sound advice.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WComckC3N1g

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I got the abc tales 
                                 D7
gotta get my muse on blues
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I got the abc tales
                                    D
gotta get my muse on blues
               A7
If I don't write me a story
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I'm gonna blame it all on you

You see the muse came this mornin'
gave me something special to write
You see the muse came this mornin'
gave me something special to write
But I was sittin' on the toilet
with no damn pencil in site

The muse shook her head
Laughed uproariously
The muse shook her head
Laughed uproariously
Then she flew out of the window
And shook her fanny at me

D
I got the abc tales 
                                  D7
gotta get my muse on blues
             G
I got the abc tales
                                  D
gotta get my muse on blues
A7
If I don't write me a story
                                      D
I'm gonna blame it all on you

I was riding down the highway
singing my blues away
I was riding down the highway
singing my blues away
When a muse came and whispered,
'I got a little something to say'

She said, 'stop all your moaning
Writer's are a whiny breed
She said, 'stop all your moaning
Writer's are a whiny breed
Write in blood if you have to
But don't come bitchin' to me'

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I got the abc tales 
                                   D7
gotta get my muse on blues
              G
I got the abc tales
                      D
gotta get my muse on blues
A7
If I don't write me a story
                                     D
I'm gonna blame it all on you