Looney Tunes Telegram Writing the Alphabet

Attention Bugs!

Call Daffy! Elmer Fudd’s gone hunting!

Isn’t just killing Looney Mallard!

Notify ol’ Porky quick!

Rally Sylvester!

Tweedy unavailable!

Vacation! Waikiki!

xxx,
Yosemite Zingler*

*I know what you’re thinking. Another shameless attempt at getting away with something. That I’ve taken the easy way out by tacking a bogus name to a cartoon character knowing full well that I can neither prove nor disprove my tireless research. All I can say is I was given Yosemite Sam’s surname by a very reliable source. Unfortunately I cannot reveal my sources at this point in time.

I will have you know these alphabet tales are run through a vigorous ringer. Thirty drafts at last count. Why, this Alphabet tale alone was started when last we saw Saint Nick hauling his Chinese manufactured goods across a snowy sky. I thank you kind souls for your indulgence.