Premature Arrival

P is for
Premature Arrival
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For those who come too soon or arrive too early then I offer this
failsafe method.Forget foreplay just drink six pints of lager and three
Southern Comforts.If you can keep it down you,ll keep it up and go on
forever.You may never come at all.If you both drink this lot there may
be competition for the toilet.Stand on me it does work.