Pretty Fuckin Polly

P is for
Pretty Fuckin Polly
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There was an old lady who wanted to buy a parrot but the pet shop owner
would not sell it to her.
"Madam " he said,"it is a foull mouthed parrot.His vile language will
only upset visitors to your home"
The lady persisted.She had a plan to cure the parrot.
"every time you swear" she said to the parrot,"I,ll put you in the
freezer for 30 seconds"
The parrot was bought and taken home by taxi.It was caught up in a
traffic jam."what,s the fucking hold-up?"asks the parrot.When they got
home she stuck it in the freezer.When it emerged 30 seconds later,
shivering, it said"That was bloody freezing.But tell me missus, what
the fuck did the turkey do?".