Real Blind Date

T is for
The Real Blind Date
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Well Julie chuck
You,ve heard our Graham
Who are you gonna pick?
Number two Cilla
How could you?
How could you turn down number three/
It,s Simon from Nottingham
You also turned down number one
It,s Jamie from London
But here,s your date for tonight
It,s John from Leeds
Well Julie what do you think/
He,s fucking horrible Cilla
I want number three
Oh dear chuck
You are going on a date to Blackpool
Jesus Cilla that,s fuckin, crap
Oh dear chuck
Why don,t you both
Fuck off;

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