My last time on the web because I don't like spiders. The Swan

My last time on the web, I hope, because I don't like spiders. The Swan
Hello, I am the swan and I don't like spiders, but if I write my story on the web is because Tony Cook convinced me to do it. I read the article in the Big Issue n.715 and he gave me the impression to be one man that knows a lot of things but he is not interested in a plate with italian pasta with fresh basil and tomatoes but stories. He reminded me a fell called Ezekiel who wrote a book that you can find in the Bible; at the chapter 3 there is written: "moreover he sayd to me: " son of a men, eat what you find; eat this scroll, and go, speak to the house of Israel." So I opened my mouth, and he caused me to eat the scroll.And he sayd to me, " son of a men, feed your belly, and fill your stomach with this scroll that I gave you." So I ate it, and it was in my mouth likr honey in sweetness."
Tony do not eat the Bible because as you know it is not cheap! Some cost more than£30! Ezekiel was probably a very rich man or those scrolls once upon a time were free.
Here come few bits of my story instead.
Although I was born the 24 May 1971 my story begun the 6 July 1997 when I saw the eyes of Jesus looking at me!......! I spent one holy year with my mum sick of a cancer and after her passing I started to live a grey life, very dark grey until it became black. But one day God spoke to me as well and asked me to slow down the world. " WHO? ME? No, sorry I can't.Look at me God, how can I slow down the world? The earth is big! It has a radius of 6378 km at his equator and 6358 km at his poles! " .But he kept talking to me saying :"You have to do the turning away" and I sayd: " from the pale and downtrodden"?, he sayd " form the big cities to the countrie". " WHAAAAT? How can I make it???? No no no God, sorry but this time I think you did a mistake. Sorry for that , I don't want to be rude wit you but I am sure I am not able to do this job. Trust in me God, I am not able. God reply saying: " first you have to tell the people to USE TWO HANDS INSTEAD OF ONE FINGER than I will tell you what to do next." Right I thought, to use two hands is extremely healthy, it also make people more intelligent because we make the brain work in his both side. I only have to find the way to speak to the world. Only!
Meanwhile I was trying to find the way I realised that I can travel through the time....
to be continued