Somewhere where you reside

i do not know or
facade a pretense of knowing,
your nose is a charm
which maketh my flat nose
a deerest thing,
if perchance we add our noses
together,
we may be able to
smell the flowers
which bloom
so lonely.

tis true
i am vertically challenged,
but what i lack in height,
i make for in
humour, tis also true
i am diametrically rounded,
unfounded is my vanity,
and am a most
sarcastic fellow, but

woman, do not cast such a fascist eye
upon me
nor label me a fool
of condescending dimensions,
but mark me well,
i have a heart,
i am sensitive,
and most of all,
a most
insecure fellow
mellow
with a
halo.