Julie Burchill's 3 major axioms

One,
The caprices of 'grande dame' live on in Brighton
like a twice-used teabag
We gab for hours

Two,
Come not just Some but All
Pop, politics and drugs. Imagine, I went from,
"Can we imagine the ructions?" to
"I don't sit around tittering about boyfriends."

Three,
Leave her in the arms of Mary
or something equally ill-tempered
like smoking.
Let's get something straight.