Y ~ Clerihews for the new 'manly' order of H0

Ghese Girder
had himself a freight train burger
His teeth were made of granite
He swallowed it down like a gannet

Joe Butcher
would, if he caught ya, have cooked ya
in his latest masterpiece
of culinary expertise

James Rockhard
was barred
from the Horse &; Stable by Clark Gable
for tailwhipping on the table

Paolo Hammer
climbed Snowdon with none of the glamour
while listening to Kate Bush
He never ate cow tush

Seb Manley
found munching on liners quite handy
They were fortified with iron and stuff
though the rust tasted rough

Olly Nails
chased rabbits and ate their entrails
After freezing their bodies for seven days
then cooking them with chives and maize

Neil Diamond (not the more famous Neil Diamond,)
escaped a razor wire bond
By his shaved head and his small beard
he swore he would escape unsmeared

Matt Tank
was a man of the highest rank
As tall as a mountain
He drank like an inverted fountain

Paul Flint
did a brief stint
as a sturdy Victorian house
"It's a crock," he did espouse

Karl Grenade
was out on a raid
At least that's where we think he might have been
seeing as he was still so seldom seen