Cat

O cat, O cat,
O pussy cat,
Why come so close to purr,
Then scat?

O Scatty cat,
One catty stat,
Is you have nine lives
Beneath your furry hat.

A hat, my cat,
What made me think that?
A batty cat; a prat.

O fatty brat,
You tatty sprat,
I'm glad you're 3D,
Not flat.

But Ginger,
And fat.
My puddy tat.