Ear ache by Finnegans Wake

OH NO ITS FINNEGANS EAR CANAL STORY (c) Maddock 2001

Finnegans ear canal, the wake up screaming alimentary
2.00am and all is not well in the ill wind of hearing
Wearing down my patience scream a scream put it on
Liar Liar your ear is a story to get some sympathy
Sympathy No 9 and Lizst waltz about in timpany
Drum, ear drum, ear drum, hear muffled gabble talk
I sleep and dream of ear pain which really irritates me

Ow ow ow o' get me the hot water bottle and killer
Of,of,of pain a pill of anti ache in Finnegans' Wake
When he wakes he goes yelp and I go not that noise no!
I shut the agony by putting ear plugs in soft foam squash
A foamy little stunted sponge to lunge in the ear canal
Hes' so canal it scares me senseless; an unwitting decrepid
Alive to moan about ear pain and the wax cylinder output
Put a sock in it or some hot oil. There, that's no better
Cochlea rock, the throb o' throb a burst ear drum

Too much headphone drone loud throb too loud boom
I heard your stereo in the next world and in the room
It rang in my head it pulsated a beat beat music thread
In my complex brain nemes and dreams of thud o'thud
Not all that good. I wish you would. Not violate my peace
Serves you right now your ear drum exploded into fragments
And your statement was scream as it was apparently sore
It wouldn't be like being tickled or finding happiness but
More like an ear piercing agony that you eventually suffered
I'm sorry that I couldn't do something when your head burst

I sat with pieces of your ear and head scattered on the bed
And saw your body violated and ransacked but not dead
It was repairing itself and your head and ears came all back
And you were not scared anymore but your ears were still sore
Earex oil.No. Olive Oil. No. Cotton bud rummaging. No.clip
out the nasty bits. No. What would be a panacea to ears?
Maladies but not real. Liar. You are a liar. You have no ears. You have
nothing but your own falsehood and no lobes not
What people are supposed to have. Ear pain is lie. Lie Liar ear.