Chalk and Cheese
By jean
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Chalk And Cheese
Little Horace was a horror
Never did as he was told
Lived next door to his friend Nigel
He was always good as gold
Off to school they'd go together
They were nothing like a twin
Horace through away his litter
Nigel put his in the bin
In the school yard they would play
Until the bell began to ring
Nigel quickly got into line
But from Horace came a ping!
The teacher shouted! what the heck?
She looked at Shane and Maurice
That which hit me on the neck?
Must be that horror Horace
Come here at once, and follow me
They stopped at the masters door
He'll give you a whack! just wait and see
But the poor man was lain on the floor
Horace got an awful fright
Thinking that his strength untold
Had shot the stone up into flight
And knocked the master out dead cold
Now it seems a holy blessin'
He's no longer a nutty case
Horror Horace has learnt his lesson
Horror Nigel, now takes his place.
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