rear view

Someone's cheating on the rest, they see with sharpened sight,

I know this for a fact; for sure I know that I am right,

The truth will out, I`ll find out soon whichever one of you,

Has eat my missing contact lens. It fell into the stew.

It only happened recently, whilst cooking a la Carte,

Then one chance in a million, had a sneeze a cough and fart

My head imploded then reversed, the lens went flying off,

Into my over spiced and bubbling beef stroganoff.

This unknown person now can see life from a different view,

Can read a book whilst sitting down, or standing in a queue

Trifocal vision he has got, an oracle in fact,

There isn't much can happen to him from the front or back.

©jimmym2004