You're Just Not That Into Me Are You?

You're Just Not That Into Me Are You?

When you look at me
The shine dissipates
From your eyes
Did I scrub it out?
And make them dull?
Look at me!
Over here!
Not over there!
Not at that girl
With the flaxen hair
With her big tits and
Banal chatter.
Hey!
I just said something
Funny
You didn't laugh!!!

In the past
You have laughed
Hard!
Pissing pants
On my wit
Now I just wash'em

Fucking Git!