Funny bloke

i am fat, thin, round and twinned with a sofa under my butt around a
stuffy air that stinks of sonething unpleasnt. why, I do not know. how,
I know not why. I simply sit on what I live on with what keeps me alive
all around me (mainly chips and crisp packets) and that don't depress
me coz I'm a bloke, and that's just the way I am. you got a problem
with that?